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Why do they keep taking pictures of me?

By The Blemish, 10:53 AM on Jul 08, 2009, 1 Comment

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Sure, Gabriel Aubry is Halle Berry’s personal sex toy, annoyingly handsome, blessed with a six pack, in love with babies and dogs, extremely caring and, presumably, can make women orgasm just by staring into their eyes, but can he do this. *Throws quarter behind my back making it disappear* Ta-da!

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One Response to “Why do they keep taking pictures of me?”

  • Intrepid_Fox
    11:11 AM

    Is it wrong to say that I’d love to see the Sex Tape he and Halle make? I feel so confused…