- Self magazine “touched up” Kelly Clarkson’s cover photo. By touched up, I mean they spent 45 hours in Photoshop editing out her fat. [Popeater]
- Ashton Kutcher defies God’s will, escapes death. [The Superficial]
- Not sure what’s more offensive. Being stalked by the paparazzi or being stalked by paparazzi who can’t pull up their pants. [Bossip]
- Aubrey O’Day’s fat ass. [Drunken Stepfather]
- If you didn’t know, Nicole Richie is pregnant again, but no one cares because it’s the spawn of something awful. [Popsugar]
- If G.I. Joe worked in your office. [Holy Taco]
- Asylum asks the all important question: Is anything better than boobs? [Asylum]
- Sarah Lawrence is see-through. I think she was on the final season of Prison Break. [Celebslam]
- Dad’s birthday prank goes horribly wrong. [CoEd]
- Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler should listen up. [Dlisted]
- George Clooney’s new girlfriend might be his stalker. [Celebitchy]
- Kim Kardashian busts out the curves. [Popoholic]
- Salma Hayek looks different when she doesn’t shave. [Just Jared]
- Victoria Silvstedt still with her sugar daddy. [MoeJackson]
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
They placed that round yellow thing over her huge ass, too.
-meream