- What do you call a douche surrounded by half-naked women? Jon Gosselin. [Popeater]
- It’s sad that the humor in this gag is that Paris is doing work. [The Superficial]
- Greta Gerwig has a nude scene. [Drunken Stepfather]
- The pony hole. [College Humor]
- Leonardo travels in style with his dorky neck pillow. [Popsugar]
- This reporter must really hate bee stings. [Asylum]
- Guess what? Whitney Houston’s album is out today. You may now exhale. [Popbytes]
- The beauties of the daytime Emmy Awards. [Dlisted]
- Hilary Duff is somewhat naughty for InStyle. [Popoholic]
- Carrie Prejean, the blonde, white, Christian model, is suing for discrimination. [Celebitchy]
- Ever wanted to know how to dance like a dipshit? You’re in luck. [CoEd]
- Charlize Theron and Ciara. Who has the better ass? [MoeJackson]
