Comments on: Anna Paquin is a dork http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/ Better than a slap to the face Thu, 24 May 2012 21:17:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: orwell http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65273 orwell Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:17:17 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65273 It's a lose-lose situation. 1. She wears a helmet, suffers an accident, survives because of the helmet and you make fun of her. or 2. She doesn't wear a helmet, suffers an accident, enters into a coma because of the absence of a helmet and you make fun of her. Nice Blemish. Very nice. It’s a lose-lose situation.

1. She wears a helmet, suffers an accident, survives because of the helmet and you make fun of her.

or

2. She doesn’t wear a helmet, suffers an accident, enters into a coma because of the absence of a helmet and you make fun of her.

Nice Blemish. Very nice.

]]> By: krandem http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65263 krandem Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:18:09 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65263 helmets are cooler than splattered brains. helmets are cooler than splattered brains.

]]> By: ryan http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65235 ryan Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:09:16 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65235 Wah wah wah, I'm a little bitch. Wah wah wah. [translated] Wah wah wah, I’m a little bitch. Wah wah wah.

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]]> By: Megan http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65231 Megan Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:57:11 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65231 ditto. this is the most pointless post ever. are you in middle school? only idiots don't wear helmets. ditto. this is the most pointless post ever. are you in middle school? only idiots don’t wear helmets.

]]> By: o rly http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65227 o rly Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:08:34 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65227 dixy, you idiot, what Jamaican chick are you talking about, retard? dixy, you idiot, what Jamaican chick are you talking about, retard?

]]> By: James S. http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65225 James S. Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:59:47 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65225 First time reading this site. To the writer: Um, you're not funny. Read The Superficial profusely to understand the nuances of good celebutard writing. And the girl here is wearing a helmet for safety, because thousands of people are killed in bicycling accidents every year. I fail to see the humor in all of this. Was it a slow day? Were you scrounging about for material? Are you so bitter in your existence that you have to pick on people via an anonymous blog to make yourself feel better? Yeah, don't get it at all. Lame site. First time reading this site. To the writer: Um, you’re not funny. Read The Superficial profusely to understand the nuances of good celebutard writing. And the girl here is wearing a helmet for safety, because thousands of people are killed in bicycling accidents every year. I fail to see the humor in all of this. Was it a slow day? Were you scrounging about for material? Are you so bitter in your existence that you have to pick on people via an anonymous blog to make yourself feel better? Yeah, don’t get it at all. Lame site.

]]> By: dixy http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65197 dixy Sun, 09 Aug 2009 06:25:40 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65197 The idiot writer probably loved Chris Brown beating up that Jamaican chick too. What a retard. The idiot writer probably loved Chris Brown beating up that Jamaican chick too. What a retard.

]]> By: karen http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65190 karen Sun, 09 Aug 2009 02:09:47 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65190 Yeah, never mind a photo of her getting ticketed, how about a photo of her with her brain all over the road, or since it would probably be less dramatic than that.. her falling off, getting back up, going home then dying in her sleep (like Natasha Richardson a while ago) What is more lame, wearing a helmet (when like someone said, a lot of places have laws REQUIRING THEM) or dying because you were too cool to wear a helmet ? hmmmmmmm.... anyway she is a dork because she just plain looks like one. Her face is all flat and pointy at the same time..lol Yeah, never mind a photo of her getting ticketed, how about a photo of her with her brain all over the road, or since it would probably be less dramatic than that.. her falling off, getting back up, going home then dying in her sleep (like Natasha Richardson a while ago)
What is more lame, wearing a helmet (when like someone said, a lot of places have laws REQUIRING THEM) or dying because you were too cool to wear a helmet ?
hmmmmmmm….

anyway she is a dork because she just plain looks like one. Her face is all flat and pointy at the same time..lol

]]> By: Ro http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65189 Ro Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:05:29 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65189 Yeesh. The helmet shows she's safety-minded and law abiding, and she's riding a bike because she's health conscious and fit. Yeah, gee, terrible combination. What are you, nuts? Yeesh. The helmet shows she’s safety-minded and law abiding, and she’s riding a bike because she’s health conscious and fit. Yeah, gee, terrible combination. What are you, nuts?

]]> By: Kris http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65188 Kris Sat, 08 Aug 2009 23:38:03 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65188 Would you rather have her do coke off the helmet?? Shame on a celebrity who is actually creating a positive influence. Being safe and following laws like the common people, how stupid of her!!! Would you rather have her do coke off the helmet?? Shame on a celebrity who is actually creating a positive influence. Being safe and following laws like the common people, how stupid of her!!!

]]> By: twzzlrgirl http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65174 twzzlrgirl Sat, 08 Aug 2009 17:13:34 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65174 Why don't you find a pic of a celebrity wearing a seat belt and make fun of that too. You are really hilarious. Why don’t you find a pic of a celebrity wearing a seat belt and make fun of that too. You are really hilarious.

]]> By: Bite me Blemish http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65170 Bite me Blemish Sat, 08 Aug 2009 13:26:08 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65170 Since when is wanting to protect your skull from being dented on the bonnet of a car a BAD thing. Jeez. Since when is wanting to protect your skull from being dented on the bonnet of a car a BAD thing.

Jeez.

]]> By: Zee Brat http://theblemish.com/2009/08/anna-paquin-is-a-dork/#comment-65169 Zee Brat Sat, 08 Aug 2009 12:45:11 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=44505#comment-65169 Yes, laugh at her because she'd rather not be brain dead. Genius. Yes, laugh at her because she’d rather not be brain dead. Genius.

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