“Astro Boy” and time wasters

Chicken fried with a busted ass weave. [Lainey]
Someone tried to sell Joel Madden a baby. [INO]
LaToya Jackson is cashing in now that Michael’s death has given her some relevancy. [ASL]
Guy Ritchie’s new piece is much better than Madonna. [Holy Moly]
Lady GaGa would rather be naked. Please. No. [WIMB]
A model and a midget. [Hollywood Rag]
Eva Mendes has some nipple in Marie Claire. [Yeeeah]
Pamela Anderson’s in-out workout. [CNW]