Billy Ray Cyrus doesn’t see any problem with Miley Cyrus’ pole dance performance at the Teen Choice Awards this month. Cyrus, sort of dodging the subject, said, “You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people. She loves singing and songwriting. I always tell her to love what you’re doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion. I give my kids a lot of freedom to make the art they wanna make, and make it in their own voice. I think it’s important.”
So what Billy Ray is trying to say is that Miley Cyrus pole dancing on top of an ice cream cart is art. Funny, that’s the same thing strippers tell themselves to rationalize shoving men’s faces into their bare breasts. Coincidentally, it’s also what I tell strippers to get them to sleep with me. “You’re an artist. The stage: your canvas. The thong you just shoved in my mouth: your paintbrush.” So, I guess in a way, Miley Cyrus is a lot like Ruby Sunshine from Cheetah’s who does amazing tricks with ping pong balls.

























