Although, pie is awesome. Cold key lime and a scoop of ice cream on a a warm summer day on the farm. Heaven.

And literacy is is a big problem for US Americans. Don’t be a douche.

And Brooklyn Decker. Why I never! And what areolae. And what hips. I always wonder if you have a top model as your wife and she poses nude regularly — Brooklyn Decker, Marissa Miller, Julia Stegner, Sara Stone (check her out), et al — do you consider that weirdos and troglodytes like TheBlemish are whacking it to your girl incessantly? Or do you simply try to put that out of your mind? Also, do you take the new SI Swimsuit edition, where your wife is prominently featured, into your bathroom and defile it to her lovely visage, where she’s on some beach, all while she sits in the adjoining room reading?

Models reading. I made a little funny.

Warmest regards,
DRuss