By it, I mean the paparazzi following her. She has a decent body for her age (judging by her face, 60?), no doubt, but she can stand to use a little more makeup. A gallon of eye shadow here, a gallon of blush there. She’ll be looking pleasantly unrecognizable in no time. Right now though. She looks like some monster that crawled out of the ocean. Like she should be covered in seaweed and eviscerating small animals for food. If this thing came up to me, the first thing I’d do is make a cross with my fingers and back away slowly making sure not to make any sudden movements.
