Haylie Duff was in the Bahamas at Cain at the Cove last weekend and we should congratulate her valiant attempt at hiding her horse face with sunglasses and pushed up tits. Nice try, Haylie. An A for effort. And, wait. Is that Ando? From Heroes? What’s that dork doing here? I don’t want to start any unfounded rumors, but that’s exactly what I’m going to do. He must be hittin’ that. Probably with a riding crop.
