The Blemish

Henry Rollings featuring the Techno Viking and time wasters

By The Blemish, 11:27 AM on Aug 05, 2009, 0 Comments

I have no idea what the hell is going on here. Just a note, if you think some of the posts are being written by someone else, you’re probably right. Check the byline for the author under the title. New blood is taking over for today since I’m partially working on behind the scenes stuff.

  • Seacrest is bummed about Paula leaving. Probably because Simon Cowell is going to make fun of him relentlessly now. [Popeater]
  • Ashley Olsen is surprised she didn’t end up like Britney. I’m surprised she didn’t become as hot as everyone thought she would. Wait, do I mean surprised or disappointed? [The Superficial]
  • Now that no one cares about her, Tila Tequila is resorting to posting her bra pics on Twitter. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Kanye is Amber Rose’s lapdog. [Bossip]
  • Kristen Stewart went to the medical center for a checkup. Good news. We’re not pregnant. [PopSugar]
  • Drank is being billed as liquid pot. Paula Abdul is impressed. [Asylum]
  • Kelly Brook is looking all kinds of hot. She could wear a freshly skinned leopard and she’d still be hot. [Popoholic]
  • Ugly Betty kisses up in Central Park. Egads. [Just Jared]
  • La Toya Jackson knows how to dress. [Dlisted]
  • The 10 qualities of a great drinking buddy. [CoEd]
  • Ryan O’Neal gave his son Griffin cocaine when he was 11. Father of the Year. [Celebitchy]
  • Kim Kardashian is on the prowl. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Gwyneth and the roaches. [AB]
  • I don’t know what’s worse. Getting the bad news or having to work to find out the bad news. [Holy Taco]
  • Farts come in handy. [College Candy]
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Web Finds

  • Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
  • The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
  • Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
  • Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
  • John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
  • Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)

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