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Now that Leonardo DiCaprio is single for real, he’s bringing back the Pussy Posse. [Lainey]
Heidi Klum won’t use girdle machines to lose baby weight. 1. Because they don’t work. 2. Because they’re stupid. [INO]
That mom from Gossip Girl who breast fed her kid until he was, like, 5, settled her custody dispute. [ASL]
Kate Moss almost ingested calories. Must have confused the ice cream cone with a penis. [Holy Moly]
Sienna Miller is still a skank. [WIMB]
Someone wants to put up a naked Angelina Jolie statue in Oklahoma City. There’s 1 reason to visit. [Hollywood Rag]
Naomi Campbell attacks again. [Yeeeah]
Jill Sobule really hates Katy Perry for stealing her song. Probably won’t make out with her. [CNW]