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It’s about time

By The Blemish, 8:09 AM on Aug 03, 2009, 4 Comments

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I was beginning to think Jessica Alba gave up bikinis when she popped a kid out. I’ve spent every day for the past few months cursing that dumb bitch (her kid) for being born. Turns out my anger may have been misguided since Jessica showed up at Malibu beach over the weekend in one of those bikini things with Cash Warren. Why is she still with that monkey man anyway? I know I just insulted her kid and all, but if she can look past that, I think we’d be great together.

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4 Responses to “It’s about time”

  • jenny
    1:29 PM

    didn’t she have a tattoo on her back?

  • Johanny
    9:12 PM

    she still looking HOT!! jaja you are talking with the same words as my husband LOL he thinks the same….

  • jane
    1:15 PM

    HOT

  • Matts
    1:32 AM

    I would tie her up and fuck her SO hard. Use her body really hard, spank and whip her…cum in her mouth