A recent report from RadarOnline (via NYDN) claims that K-Fat has been offered a $2.5 million deal to endorse a weight loss product from EP-2. It sounds like a pregnancy test, but it actually means Extreme Physical Performance. This couldn’t have come at a better time as Fatty McFat Fat has been ordered to drop 45 pounds for his reality show.
Tired of being asked when the twins are due, he’s enlisted the help of a trainer who has cut him down to six meals a day consisting only of salmon, chicken, egg whites and steamed vegetables. For one last act of rotundness before he’s put on a diet, Fatterline ate sticks of butter and washed it down with Crisco and then asked what was for dessert. Even pigs are disgusted with themselves after looking at him.
