Kourtney forgot to take her pill

Finding it suspicious Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant right before the premiere of her and Khloe’s reality show? Well, don’t be. There’s nothing to see here. Move along.

Kourtney appeared on the Today show this morning and revealed the father was ex-boyfriend Scott Disick who’s now her ex-ex-boyfriend. Kourtney also admitted that her pregnancy was the result of forgetting to take the pill.

“I’ve done that several times and never really thought about it…I know, it’s stupid.”

This is why you don’t have sex with Kourtney Kardashian. You need to wait half an hour for her to go through everything she did the past week like people do when they lose their keys just to remember if she took the pill. Then when you ask her why she just doesn’t check the damn case, she’ll get mad and say you made her lose her concentration and now she has to start all over again.