MTV told Kristin Cavallari to get off her lazy ass and start filming for The Hills. As part of her contract, she will be required to be in a bikini 50% of the time. That’ll be one of the reasons you see her constantly strutting around in one. That and no one pays attention to her otherwise. My god, I can’t wait for the new season and see what inane things they make her say. I’m quivering with anticipation. I hope you’re as excited as I am.