Per Page Six, Mischa Barton is back to being weird. On Saturday night, Barton had a “disastrous dinner” at Sant Ambroeus. “She was upset and talking frantically into her phone about having a stalker. Her friends were trying to console her, but she went outside and chain-smoked cigarettes.”
Mischa must have been thrilled someone would actually follow her boring ass around town. She was probably calling her other friends to tell them how popular she is. Odds are it’s not even a real stalker either. It’s really just AT&T calling about long distance service. That conversation must be confusing as hell for them.
Mischa: “Stop calling me. How did you get this number?!”
AT&T: “We have it on file.”
Mischa: “You’re sick. You’re sick! Stop stalking me!”
