Morning time wasters

Did anyone else laugh when Jay-Z, pretending to be hard, kept on saying “Wassup!” in the beginning? I hope that’s the reaction he was going for.

• Chris Brown is happy, smiling. Best of all, his fists aren’t making contact with a poor girl’s face. [Lainey]
• Megan Hauserman’s reality show is officially pulled as VH1 tries to distances itself from murderer Ryan Jenkins. [The Superficial]
• Anna Faris attends Svedka Vodka Sessions with her lumberjack husband. [INO]
• This Italian model drinks diet. [Hollywood Rag]
• Aussies are very protective of Katie Holmes. [ASL]
• Mariah Carey doesn’t need your awards. Will take her ball home. [WIMB]
• Christine Lakin at opening night. [UseMyComputer]
• Katie Price the target of a Spanish-via-Russian-mobsters kidnap plot. Try reading that three times and making any sense of it. [Daily Fix]