The Blemish

Morning time wasters brought to you by the undead Michael Jackson

By The Blemish, 9:13 AM on Aug 26, 2009, 0 Comments

You see that? That’s Michael Jackson getting out of the coroner’s van. He lives!

  • Chicken fried hot red pants (Britney Spears for the uninitiated). [Lainey]
  • Denise Richards took time out of her busy day to shope. [INO]
  • Peter Andre can’t windsurf. [ASL]
  • Peaches Geldof seems classy. [Holy Moly]
  • Kendra and Kourtney should stop sharing. [WIMB]
  • Matt Damon will play alien expert, Bob Lazar. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Edward “Ted” Kennedy died yesterday. [Yeeeah]
  • Top 10 fakest celebrity lips. [CNW]
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  • Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
  • Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
  • John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
  • Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)

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