So begins the publicity for “Jennifer’s Body”

Jennifer’s Body opens in two weeks on September 18. That means it’s time to get the “Megan Fox is sexual so you should see the movie” publicity train moving. Speaking with MTV News, Fox talks about how she’s more comfortable kissing girls then men.

“I feel much safer with girls, so I felt more comfortable kissing her in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss,” she told MTV News. “I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don’t think that — I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes.”

Bonus points for adding that in between takes of you two making out, there were giggling fits. Nice touch. Tell me, were you two wearing paper thin tank tops and boy shorts too? I’m not being sarcastic. I really want to know. Spare no detail. Describe everything down to what your breath smelled like. Lilacs and roses I bet.

Here’s Megan Fox getting a parking ticket yesterday. That traffic cop missed the perfect opportunity to “pat her down” for weapons, arrest her for being “totally hot” and take her to booking which is just their mom’s basement.