Footage of Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister Noah working the pole has been found. This was at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards. Admittedly, they’re not actually dancing like strippers, more like running around like little kids, but this must have been awkward for all the adults there.
It’s hard to think of what to do in situations like this. You don’t want to stare at two little kids in skirts dancing around anything that resembles a stripper pole so you have to look somewhere else. The wall would be a good idea. So, that was probably what was going on if you walked into the room and saw all the guys nervously turned around. They weren’t hiding erections, they were praying for it to be over before cops busted in.
Speaking of Cyrus’, poles and the Teen Choice Awards. This story wouldn’t be complete without the famous sister, the one people care about, Miley, working a pole atop a ice cream cart at the filming of the TCA’s. Cringe in horror as it dawns upon you that schools might start offering pole dancing as an elective.
