The Blemish

“The Lovely Bones” and time wasters

  • Drew Barrymore and the Mac guy kissed on a boat. For a movie. [Lainey]
  • Angelina Jolie on the can, double breastfeeding. [The Superficial]
  • Jimmy Fallon gives Paula Abdul positive reinforcement. [INO]
  • Alex Rod is not Kate Hudson’s stalker. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Ashton Kutcher is a whore for social media. [ASL]
  • Sienna Miller admits to looking like a giant whore. [WIMB]
  • Lindsay Lohan is in black and white. [UseMyComputer]
  • Hilary Duff’s linebacker shoulders are making an appearance again. [Daily Fix]
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  • Dalton Russell

    Hey TheBlemish,

    Just saw your note on the bylines of those subbing writers from yesterday. First, super dooper glad you are not now sexually ambivalent (not that there’s anything wrong w/ that). Secondly, a scintilla of constructive criticism…
    In the financial world, there is an accounting term called goodwill. Goodwill accrues to enterprises via long-term relations w/ customers, suppliers etc. wherein the enterprise provides something needed or desired, and does it well. The appeal of your site is that you provide pop pictures paired alongside full-bodied, mysoginistic, dickish prose. The pictures you post are on hundreds of other sites, so the value added is via your writing, obviously. Also, if I want a female perspective, there is PopSugar or Chelsea Lately.

    So failing all else, make the girls write as lesbians. That will be much better. And perhaps even a boon for you.

    You’re welcome.

    La cheim.
    -Dalton

    • http://theblemish.com The Blemish

      I am going to force them to write topless while making out with each other. The only problem is you won’t be able to see it.