“The Men Who Stare at Goats” and time wasters

Jon Gosselin hit his head and had to get stitches. That’s the “official” story anyway. [Popeater]
Chris Brown violated his probation right after being sentenced, but no one cares because he’s famous. [The Superficial]
Robert Cavalli and his mail order bride. [Drunken Stepfather]
Jim from The Office is engaged to Emily Blunt. Wait, what? [Popsugar]
15 of the weirdest magazines still in publication. [Asylum]
Mickey Rourke is drunk. [Celebslam]
Jacqueline Groleau. I can’t spell or pronounce her name so I’ll just call her Mary. [CoEd]
Did Tom Cruise criticize Katie for gaining 5 lbs? Jackass. Katie, I mean. No one likes a fatty. [Celebitchy]
Stacy Keibler is looking good. [Popoholic]
Alessandra Ambrosio works the runway. [MoeJackson]