“The vampire’s Assistant” and time wasters

Tom Sizemore, who I swear used to act, was arrested for domestic violence. [Popeater]
Bossip asks a valid question. Why would little girls need to play with dolls that need to be breast fed? I think the answer lies somewhere in this Noah Cyrus post. [Bossip]
Lady GaGa flashed a nipple. [Drunken Stepfather]
Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup are BFFs. [Just Jared]
When lesbians attack. [Celebslam]
Katie Holmes might wanting a hit movie before she gets pregnant again. [Celebitchy]
A flowchart to determine if you’re getting laid on the first date. [Holy Taco]
Katie Cassidy did some prostitute runway modeling. [MoeJackson]
Ashley Olsen shows her undies. [CityRag]
Blake Lively is all legs. [Popoholic]
Steven Tyler is in the hospital for being too old. Not, really. But might as well be. [Dlisted]
Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin are engaged. Will have sweaty, bloody vampire sex. [Popsugar]
The first time a professor nails his student and doesn’t go to jail. [College Humor]
More rumors that Brad and Angelina are going to split for possibly the 50th time. [Popbytes]