Two promos featuring a nude Sara Paxton and a nude Ashley Madekwe were released to drum up interest in Mischa Barton’s new CW show, The Beautiful Life. I swear to god that if these two aren’t on screen 99% of the time and all I see when I tune in is a bloated Mischa Barton pretending to be a supermodel, I’m going to be so angry. And you wouldn’t like it when I’m angry. It’ll be like a horny lion unable to find a lioness. I have no idea what a sexually frustrated lion is like, but I assume it’s very scary for the surrounding gazelles when it decides to vent.
