Time wasters

I combined the morning and afternoon time wasters for today. I know this puts a strain on our relationship, but I hope you can forgive me.

• Criss Angel shows Peopeater a sweet magic trick. Unfortunately, it’s not one of him disappearing never to be heard from again. [Popeater]
• LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian go public. On the golf course. Aww yea, baby. [The Superficial]
• Cate Blanchett is one of the few respectable actresses. [Lainey]
• Naomi Campbell flashes her bikini bottoms. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Being an actor must be hard. Doing nothing for less than 9 hours a day? The horror. [Popsugar]
• Miss Universe contestants are the best Earth has to offer. [Asylum]
• Ellen DeGeneres left dog shit in front of Courtney Cox’s house. Old man Arquette is going to be so pissed. [Celebslam]
• Australian rugby cheerleaders. What? [CoEd]
• Brad Pitt dissed Tom Cruise’s Nazi film. [Dlisted]
• Carrie Prejean could be on Celebrity Apprentice. [Celebitchy]
• Pixie Lott needs more makeup. [MoeJackson]
• Redskins quarterback Colt Brennan might be chasing Jessica Simpson and not because he thinks she’s a greased pig. [ASL]
• Ugly Betty replaces Paula Abdul with Kristen Johnston over a private jet. [INO]
• Michael Jackson had an alleged gay lover. [Hollywood Rag]
• Lindsay is too haggard and skanky to play a sexually curious teen. [Yeeeah]
• No one really comes out a winner when two retards do battle. [WIMB]