Shakira released a video for her single “She Wolf” and it is absolutely the most amazing thing ever. If the Three Wolf Moon shirt ever needed a companion song, this would be it.
The video begins with her pulsating her body in someone’s rectum. This is what people fear they don’t find when they go in for a colonoscopy. Thankfully the sexiness moves outside of the glittery anus and into a club.
The dancing in this video can best be described as a really hot chick awkwardly trying to get your attention. You think that stuff only happens in cliched comedies, but here it is, happening in real life. It’s fascinating in the same way car accidents are fascinating.
