
Dlisted found this photo of Miley Cyrus’ 9-year-old sister Noah and her friends at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards at Level 3 club. As you can see, these industrious young whores have re-appropriated a normal, every day pole into a stripper pole.
This makes me sad. To think, when I was nine, all that the girls in my school wanted to do was point at me and laugh at the fact I had cooties while listening to me vehemently deny it as I choked back tears. Had I grown up in this decade, I wouldn’t even have had to buy a fake id to get into strip clubs. I could have watched girls my age debase themselves without a two drink minimum.
















