Amy “Jewmaican” Winehouse attempted to rap while a singer named Zalon sang in the background. Beautiful, clever, coherent. Her singing was the complete opposite of those things.

She started the rap off with “Nah, I cood write ten bout waps at night. Get dog a uh dog bites at night.” Then Zalon took over with actual singing. But hold on, Amy wasn’t done delivering her lyrical masterpiece just yet. In the middle, she screeched, “Ahhauah Riiiicky.” She then rapped about smoking bacon and asked if you understood what she’s saying. I think the answer to that is pretty clear. Yes. Obviously.