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Ashley Green is the winner

By The Blemish, 11:05 AM on Sep 14, 2009, 0 Comments

Unlike Leighton Meester, Ashley Greene looked hotter than she ever was at the MTV VMAs last night. Maybe it’s due to the fact that I’ve seen her tits. Actually, you could say it’s largely due to the fact that I’ve seen her tits. I’d stick my penis in a bear trap for her.

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