Here’s Katy Perry shooting the video for Starstrukk by 3OH!3. Sure, the water seemed cold and all, but it’s disappointing that she wasn’t dressed in a tight white t-shirt. You’ve really let me down music video director who’s name I do not know.

Also, does that guy up top not have the greatest job ever? He gets to grab Katy Perry’s tits without even having to go to court for sexual harassment. Why can’t Devry offer classes for this? Computer technician? F-that. I want to cup Katy Perry’s breasts. Teach me that. And how do I get into this field. Like, do I have to know a guy who knows a guy? Because I don’t know anyone, really.