“Boondock Saints 2?” and time wasters

This summer was the summer of death. Consider yourself lucky if you’re still alive. [Popeater]
Mariah Carey is drunk. [Drunken Stepfather]
Rachel Bilson to be Project Runway’s latest judge. [Just Jared]
Rihanna is an idiot. [Celebslam]
Heidi Montag rehearsed for 45 hours for the Miss American Pageant. [Celebitchy]
Leighton Meester is all covered up. [MoeJackson]
Jon Gosselin’s giant thumb toes. [CityRag]
Jennifer Love Hewitt may have used old photos in German FHM. [Popoholic]
Lil’ Boosie talks about shoving ecstasy in girls’ butts. [Dlisted]
Nothing can keep Lindsay Lohan from Samantha. [Popsugar]
Pencil rapping skills. [College Humor]