Courtney Love was doing her business in an unlocked bathroom when Sebastian Karnaby, a pharmacist, accidentally walked in on her after some comedian told him that was the exit. As anyone else would do when confronted with Courtney Love mid-pee, Sebastian slammed the door shut, held back the vomit and raced out of there. Love, who had her skirt around her ankles at the time, pulled them up, ran up to him and screamed, “I am going to get you thrown out!”
Sebastian then said Love jumped on him, went crazy, dragged him by the arm to security and claimed he attacked her. Security knew Courtney was psycho so they rolled their eyes and told Karnaby, “It’s best you get away as fast as possible.” Karnaby said, “I never wanted to see Courtney Love on the toilet,” he said. “It wasn’t a pretty sight. I just wanted to get out of there.”
If this happened to me, I’d be paralyzed with fear. I don’t know if I’d be able to scream or if I’d even want to. It’s like those horror movies where you’re in pitch black darkness trying not to make any sudden movements because if you do, that horrible creature sniffing blindly around you will attack or worse, expose their withered vagina to you.