“Defendor” And Time Wasters

Some idiot got plastic surgery to impress Simon Cowell. [Popeater]
Asia Argento is in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Ellen Page is also in that movie no one knows anything about. [Lainey]
Holly Montag’s rack doesn’t match up to her sister’s. [Drunken Stepfather]
Lindsay Lohan needs to look good for a funeral. [Popsugar]
We’re finally starting to see KO’s in college football. Someone is reading my letters. [Asylum]
Mel. B is drunk, of course. [Celebslam]
You have forced Kaney’s hand. [Dlisted]
Joe Francis takes the high road. Says Brody Jenner has a small penis. [Celebitchy]
Marisa Miller lingerie never disappoints. [Popoholic]
Jessica Lowndes listens. [MoeJackson]
LeAnne Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s exes are plotting something. I can sense it. [ASL]
Drew Barrymore says roller derbies are intense. [INO]
Eva Mendes is tired. [Yeeeah]
Katherine McPhee goes blonde. [Hollywood Tuna]
Common and McLovin’ remake Training Day. [Celebrity Odor]
Lady GaGa has a vagina. Maybe. [WIMB]