Ed Westwick of Gossip Girl got two poorly chosen tattoos. One of a feather stuck in his shoulder. The other of a topless pinup girl on his right arm. The girls should be falling all over in no time.

As long as he’s into getting tattoos he’s going to regret, he should also get one of a penguin wearing a soldier’s helmet and firing a machine gun. That seems pretty cool right now, in your head, but definitely not in hindsight. It would fit his motif perfectly. [ONTD]