Kim Mathers a.k.a Eminem’s two-time wife and now ex for good gave a radio interview to a Detroit Michigan radio station where she let this gem slip:
“He’s not very well endowed.
“If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.” [The Sun]
I see. Kim, darling, sweetie, honey pie. Have you ever considered the fact that the only reason you’re on a radio station in the first place is because you were having sex with Eminem? What are you known for, again, besides your haphazard usage of chola lip liner and neglecting to dye your roots? Oh right, you gave birth to Eminem’s 13-year-old daughter, Hailie Jade. Oh, yeah, also, Eminem pays all your bills, and adopted your daughter (who wasn’t his) and your neice (who wasn’t his, or even yours, for that matter), and put them in good schools and treats them like his own children.
I’m not saying he’s a saint, lord knows he’s an overcompensating pissant with drug issues who simply can’t get his crap together and enjoys tearing into people simply for the sake of record sales, but what are you, Kim? The only thing you’ll ever be known for is being Eminem’s ex-wife, and do you really want people remembering you as the girl who doinked his “not very well endowed” penis into celeb-semi-consciousness? I didn’t think so. As the Bible says: “Let he who is without sin crack jokes about someone else’s genitalia.” Or something like that.