The Blemish

Eva Longoria can’t talk her way out of a ticket

By The Blemish, 11:30 AM on Sep 18, 2009, 0 Comments

Ugh. It’s slow today. Here’s Eva Longoria in her Lexus trying to talk her way out of a ticket on Wednesday. Try as she might, she couldn’t pull it off. Probably because the cop was so close to her that he saw this thing trying to seduce him. Normally, a gun would be the solution, but this guy kept his composure, issued the ticket and went to his car to freak the fuck out.

2 Photos »
Related:
Eva Longoria is done with TV, Eva Longoria stages a coup on Bebe, Eva Longoria gets some excercise, Eva Longoria needs to stop laughing, Eva Longoria loves to be dominated
| More

Web Finds

  • Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
  • The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
  • Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
  • Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
  • John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
  • Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)

No Responses to “Eva Longoria can’t talk her way out of a ticket”

Sorry, comments for this entry are closed at this time.