Ugh. It’s slow today. Here’s Eva Longoria in her Lexus trying to talk her way out of a ticket on Wednesday. Try as she might, she couldn’t pull it off. Probably because the cop was so close to her that he saw this thing trying to seduce him. Normally, a gun would be the solution, but this guy kept his composure, issued the ticket and went to his car to freak the fuck out.
