John Mayer denies hittin’ that

John Mayer took to his publicist aka Twitter, to deny rumors that he’s been doing Kristin Cavallari on the side for two years. He tried to be clever about it too.

Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.

I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.

My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.

I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.

I want to know what the Skittles Rainbow euphemism means. Do you think… no, it couldn’t be. That’d be… Is he talking about snowballing? Oh. Gross.

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