Kanye West attended Common’s benefit show at the Hollywood Paladium over the weekend where he A) was reserved and respectful or B) threw a hissy fit. If you chose B, you get a gold star.

In the dressing room backstage, Kanye saw a man eating chicken and was mighty offended. “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?,” Kanye asked.

The waitress explained that it’s because he didn’t ask for any chicken. Kanye turned on his verbal caps lock and blurted, “Well, I’m asking now!” When they finally gave Kanye his chicken, he took one bite and threw the rest in the trash. Amber Rose stood in silence (because she’s an androgynous robot) while all the other celebs “watched in awe.”

In Kanye’s defense, you should already know he likes to be the center of attention so being socially offensive was to be expected. You can’t expect Kanye to show up to events and not act like a 5-year-old princess. Common sense dictates that there should be people stationed at the door waiting for his arrival to give him his tiara and princess wand. It was all their fault, really.