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Kristin Cavallari created a monster

Kristin Cavallari admitted to Dan Levy on “The Hills Aftershow” that she is responsible for introducing Heidi and Spencer to each other. I would normally have the uncontrollable desire to punch her in her throat for this atrocity, but that urge is already reserved for the talentless fame whore and the flesh bearded one.

“I want to apologize to everybody, I had no idea what it would turn into,” Kristin said when Dan asked if she had any idea introducing the two would lead to staged photo ops, Heidi’s music career and their hokey pokey stint on “I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here.”

On second thought, Kristin could fall under the category of a talentless fame whore as well, so there’s no telling which throat these punches will hit. There’s also no telling because I’ll have my eyes tightly shut from fear while flailing my arms around. I like to rely on instinct that way.

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fedup
fedup
14 years ago

Seriously, I am fed up they are all douchebags, and talentless whores all on drugs, alcohol, and fake boobies, seriously try even getting a real job in the real world, oh what no qualifications, sorry the real world doesn’t hire douchebags and whores, oh wait we do, so fed up with all of it, material, greed fake, sick sob’s, sodham and gommora, look the **** out, oh peace love to you all.

What a joke!!!
What a joke!!!
14 years ago

How on earth did Spencer Pratt become an actor. I can’t stand to look at him. On the Today show he was an absolute jerk to Al Roker Or “weatherman” as Spencer put it and the show I’m a celebrity… get me out of here was a joke with him acting so stupid. Please everyone, get him out of here. I will never watch any television show or reality show with him in it.

Preston
Preston
14 years ago

Once again, it’s as if some rock star pulled somebody out of an audience and told them, I’m going to make you famous, a big star. This is the case with most of the reality show people on TV. And you can see why it’s hard for established stars to find TV or movie work because of the glut of reality show stars. I can’t stand Spencer Pratt. Have hated him since 2005. Heidi Pratt’s okay, it’s just that she doesn’t boast about herself like her hubby Spencer.