Despite the promise of booze, stripper poles, midgets and tons of candy, Lamar Odom backed out of his bachelor party at Les Deux. Odom tells TMZ,

“I am extremely thankful to Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian, for agreeing to host my bachelor party this evening at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux.

I regret, I will have to cancel this event because I have now decided to have a private dinner with my teammates, a few close friends and of course Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian.”

Instead, Odom celebrated with friends at Guys and Dolls. Lamar even kept it classy.

“Lamar was smoking a cigar and dancing up on the back of the booth. He was definitely getting a ton of attention from the ladies but he wasn’t interested. At one point, a hot brunette girl put her hands onto his chest and tried to feel him up but he just took her hands off and kept walking.”

That is officially the worst party ever. Granted, any time a midget isn’t doing back flips onto someone’s face, it’s always officially the worst party ever. I guess I’m old fashioned like that.