Lindsay Lohan put on vampire fangs and made a desperate cry last week for the producers of True Blood, an HBO show that’s even trumped some shows on network tv in ratings, to stunt cast her. She posted on TwitPic, “my dream ….. true blood is AMAZING.”

No one is going to hire this crazy bitch. Any vampire biting into her neck would be coked out for days. Plus, you know Lindsay only wants on the show to bang Alexander Skarsgård. Except, he’s hooking-up with Evan Rachel Woods so she’ll need to take care of that problem. Preferably in a tub of Jell-O.