Michael Jackson’s last dance and time wasters

Kelly Clarkson is a big fan of her butt. That brings the Kelly Clarkson butt fan count up to 1. [Popeater]
Amanda Seyfried poses seductively. She’s probably trying to decide on a new MySpace profile pic. [The Superficial]
Even the tightest leather pants still look loose on Victoria Beckham. [Lainey]
Lindsay Lohan looks like a mess. [Drunken Stepfather]
How does someone make amazing feats of agility look absolutely retarded? [College Humor]
The cougar convention may be undermining the cougar mystique. Thoughts? [Asylum]
January Jones prefers you not to stare at her crotch. Oops. Too late. [Wonderwall]