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Nicole Richie about to give birth

By The Blemish, 10:17 AM on Sep 09, 2009, 0 Comments

According to Radar, Nicole Richie has been admitted to the hospital to birth her second child. Perennial douchebag Joel Madden is by her side to scream like a little girl when the baby comes out. He will miss the miracle of birth for the second time after putting his hands over his eyes and screeching, “I can’t watch. I can’t watch.”

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