OK! paid $300,000 for this

OK! Magazine spent an estimated $300,000 on exclusive pictures of Khloe Kardashian’s wedding. For that kind of money, you’d expect photos of them getting married atop two elephants fighting each other. But no, what they have is a lot less exciting.

The cover looks like the Kardashians were getting their picture taken when some random guy decided he also wanted to be in it so he snuck up from behind when they weren’t looking. They should post a reward to find out who he is. Maybe in the back of Maxim.

The other picture is Sears portrait studio worthy. Replete with airbrushed purple background. Except there’s a creepy girl staring at you above Lamar’s elbow. Like if you looked at this, you’d die in 7 days. They might want to burn this one.