Oh, the horror. The horror.

  • SNL is begging Robert Pattinson to host. They’re really going for that tween demographic. [ASL]
  • Guess what ladies? You can win a date with Nick Lachey. If you’ll stop laughing, I can tell you the details. [INO]
  • Chloe Sevigny thinks it’s hip to be square. [WIMB]
  • Patricia Arquette’s boob is stealing the spotlight. [Hollywood Rag]
  • I don’t think Kristin Cavallari’s shorts are street legal. [Hollywood Tuna]
  • Mariah Carey drops the F-bomb on Oprah, live. Oprah will have her killed. [Celebitchy]
  • It makes sense that the only time these two’s sweaty bodies are this close to each other are when they’re working out. [Dlisted]
  • Emmanuelle Chriqui is pretty, bronze. [Popoholic]
  • Hayden has a weird looking nose. [UseMyComputer]
  • Mischa Barton almost trip. Drugs! Booze! Insanity! [MoeJackson]
  • These are 11 types of strangers. [College Humor]