I despise the new trend of people wearing sunglasses that serve no practical purpose like Kanye’s venetian blind sunglasses or Rihanna’s, uh, I don’t even know what to call this. Acoustic sound proofing? It looks like she cut up a studded leather belt and glued the pieces onto a pair of glasses. She can’t even see out of those things. Some old dude that looks like Columbo has to guide her through the street.

In fact, she almost looks like Stevie Wonder. If she started moving her head in circles, it’d be like she was mocking him. I’m pretty sure at one point during the night she mistook a statue for a fan and signed its leg.

And what’s with those spiked earrings and bracelet. It’s like she’s auditioning to be one of the Road Warriors.