Not only was Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s wedding not legally binding, but it was entirely choreographed. TMZ has audio of producers directing Khloe’s every movement behind the scenes. TMZ even works in an E! pun.
Everything was planned … even the moment when Khloe told Bruce Jenner she considered him her “real dad.”
The production was staged right down to the number of steps Khloe would backpedal before taking the plunge — about 10. E! Gads.
Producers missed the perfect opportunity to mess with Khloe. They could have told her to dip her finger in the cake and sniff it like she just picked her butt. Then tackle Kim, sit on top of her and force her to hit herself all the while yelling, “Why are you hitting yourself, Kim? Why are you hitting yourself?” Not sure what the point of that would be, but whatever. They only have her for 3 hours. Might as well make the most of it.