http://theblemish.com/2009/09/salma-hayek-teaches-you-how-to-get-a-table/ Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:34:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://theblemish.com/2009/09/salma-hayek-teaches-you-how-to-get-a-table/#comment-66574 Brandon Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:18:16 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=46626#comment-66574 I don't believe this happened. Gorgeous women with unbelievable tits never act like this. Even if she did, I'd still hit it for a good, long time. I don’t believe this happened. Gorgeous women with unbelievable tits never act like this. Even if she did, I’d still hit it for a good, long time.

]]> http://theblemish.com/2009/09/salma-hayek-teaches-you-how-to-get-a-table/#comment-66559 Pierre Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:12:00 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=46626#comment-66559 I read somewhere that she said that the reported incident did not happen. I read somewhere that she said that the reported incident did not happen.

]]> http://theblemish.com/2009/09/salma-hayek-teaches-you-how-to-get-a-table/#comment-66549 Limboslam Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:45:08 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=46626#comment-66549 I F-ing hate celebrities. If it weren't for Salma's magnificent tits, I would wish for her to DIE IN A F-ING FIRE! I F-ing hate celebrities. If it weren’t for Salma’s magnificent tits, I would wish for her to DIE IN A F-ING FIRE!

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