“Solomon Kane” And Time Wasters

Taylor Swift has become know as the anti-teen train wreck. [Popeater]
Despite Courtney Love supplying Activision with all the material necessary to create a Kurt Cobain avatar including creative input, she now says Activision has raped Kurt and she plans to sue. [The Superficial]
Flat chested girls like Kate Hudson have a distinct advantage in fashion. They can dress like women but look like boys. Is that an advantage? [Lainey]
Now you can masturbate to a new picture of Gemma Atkinson on the first of every month. [Drunken Stepfather]
If you’re going to prison, see if you can request to be transferred to one of this prisons. [Asylum]
Sean Penn is hittin’ this. [Celebslam]
Aimee Louise Sword found her long lost son and then raped him. [CoEd]
Jamie Kennedy called a naked Jennifer Love Hewitt a “pear ass.” This could be good or bad depending on whether or not you like pears. [Celebitchy]
Maura Tierney withdraws from Parenthood. [EB]
Katherine Jenkins was at the Men of the Year Awards. [MoeJackson]
For the 100th time, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Aniston’s marriage may be in trouble. [ASL]
Mischa Barton had a rough time on The View. [INO]
50 Cent has a book? Can he read? Haha, get it? Because he used to be a thug and a lot of thugs are illiterate. Don’t shoot me. [Hollywood Rag]
Jackson’s family turned Neverland into an amusement park. Fitting since Jackson’s life was a circus. [Yeeeah]
Fergie is prepared to pee herself. [WIMB]