The Blemish

“Solomon Kane” and time wasters

By The Blemish, 1:09 PM on Sep 11, 2009, 0 Comments

  • Taylor Swift has become know as the anti-teen train wreck. [Popeater]
  • Despite Courtney Love supplying Activision with all the material necessary to create a Kurt Cobain avatar including creative input, she now says Activision has raped Kurt and she plans to sue. [The Superficial]
  • Flat chested girls like Kate Hudson have a distinct advantage in fashion. They can dress like women but look like boys. Is that an advantage? [Lainey]
  • Now you can masturbate to a new picture of Gemma Atkinson on the first of every month. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • If you’re going to prison, see if you can request to be transferred to one of this prisons. [Asylum]
  • Sean Penn is hittin’ this. [Celebslam]
  • Aimee Louise Sword found her long lost son and then raped him. [CoEd]
  • Jamie Kennedy called a naked Jennifer Love Hewitt a “pear ass.” This could be good or bad depending on whether or not you like pears. [Celebitchy]
  • Maura Tierney withdraws from Parenthood. [EB]
  • Katherine Jenkins was at the Men of the Year Awards. [MoeJackson]
  • For the 100th time, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Aniston’s marriage may be in trouble. [ASL]
  • Mischa Barton had a rough time on The View. [INO]
  • 50 Cent has a book? Can he read? Haha, get it? Because he used to be a thug and a lot of thugs are illiterate. Don’t shoot me. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Jackson’s family turned Neverland into an amusement park. Fitting since Jackson’s life was a circus. [Yeeeah]
  • Fergie is prepared to pee herself. [WIMB]
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Web Finds

  • Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
  • The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
  • Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
  • Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
  • John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
  • Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)

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