Stephanie Pratt, who is Spencer Pratt’s sister, god have mercy on her soul, hit up Malibu Beach to film scenes for The Hills, the totally non-scripted reality show. Kristin Cavallari came along for the ride but did not get into a bikini. It’s like she knew someone was watching her. Was it those letters I sent that read, “I’m watching you,” that gave it away? I should be more discreet from now on. Next time I’ll just glue two googly eyes on a blank piece of paper with “Hi!” written underneath in blood red. I think Kristin would appreciate the fact that she has super fans.

The Stephanie Pratt bikini pics start here.